Addisyn Meets VJ
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Hello, whippersnappers! I am Goodness, a weirdo with a cane, and my husband is seriously considering locking me up in an asylum. With that good news aside, I want to tell you how my beautiful daughter hooked up with a loser.
Addisyn is normally a very good girl, let me tell you, but this freak totally took over her life. Is that love? No! Christopher let me do whatever I wanted when we were young. He even takes his own medications now. And he had the only job. But this freak, VJ, yeah, Addisyn saw him walking in the halls when she was in high school (*croon*) and I guess she got a little crush.
But this, this right here... asking him on a date? (*hacking cough*) No! Absolutely not.
Hello, whippersnappers! I am Goodness, a weirdo with a cane, and my husband is seriously considering locking me up in an asylum. With that good news aside, I want to tell you how my beautiful daughter hooked up with a loser.
Addisyn is normally a very good girl, let me tell you, but this freak totally took over her life. Is that love? No! Christopher let me do whatever I wanted when we were young. He even takes his own medications now. And he had the only job. But this freak, VJ, yeah, Addisyn saw him walking in the halls when she was in high school (*croon*) and I guess she got a little crush.
But this, this right here... asking him on a date? (*hacking cough*) No! Absolutely not.
And the FLOWERS! (*gagging cough*) NO!
I always hoped that my daughter's first kiss wouldn't be with a fish. Especially a fish named VJ.
He is just a gross kisser... I mean, honestly, who scrunches their face up like that?
But I love it when she wants to make out...
But I love it when she wants to make out...
Addisyn: "VJ, I want to smooch you forever!"
VJ: "NOOOOOOO!"
I give that fish a thumbs-up! DON'T DATE MY DAUGHTER, WHIPPERSNAPPER! (*cough*)
I give that fish a thumbs-up! DON'T DATE MY DAUGHTER, WHIPPERSNAPPER! (*cough*)
And then she asked him to move in...
And she asked him to marry her...
And he said yes...
And then they had a wedding ceremony right on the spot! (*croon, quickly hidden with a hacking cough*)
And then they had a wedding ceremony right on the spot! (*croon, quickly hidden with a hacking cough*)
That's what my daughter looked like through the entire ceremony. I must say she has quite a horrible smile...
Anyway, now they're married and she has a bad smile and he is some sort of private investigator. Ew.
Anyway, now they're married and she has a bad smile and he is some sort of private investigator. Ew.