Chapter 6 - Settling In
Wow...
I'm embarrassed to say that we now have an EXTREMELY awkward time lapse between the last chapter and now.
I'm embarrassed to say that we now have an EXTREMELY awkward time lapse between the last chapter and now.
"There is no such thing as a time lapse ON THE MOON!"
Yes, yes there is, Addisyn child...
"YOU CANNOT CONTROL THE MOOOOOOOON!"
But I can. I created your entire world.
"Wtf go away!"
I cannot go away. I was, however, lying about the time lapse. So it's okay.
Yes, yes there is, Addisyn child...
"YOU CANNOT CONTROL THE MOOOOOOOON!"
But I can. I created your entire world.
"Wtf go away!"
I cannot go away. I was, however, lying about the time lapse. So it's okay.
Hello, Channing child!
And hello Delaney! WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CHILDHOOD!
And this, from the back, is the teenage form of Mr. Jefferson Gracious himself.
Now it is good to know that in the Gracious house, hair is re-dyed when you become a teenager. It is absolutely necessary to keep hair as a rainbow colour at all times. So therefore Jefferson must visit the mirror and dye his pink hair (from his father) to his new hair.
And...
Now it is good to know that in the Gracious house, hair is re-dyed when you become a teenager. It is absolutely necessary to keep hair as a rainbow colour at all times. So therefore Jefferson must visit the mirror and dye his pink hair (from his father) to his new hair.
And...
TAH DAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Jefferson Gracious is now his very own man! His very own white man with Asian hair!
Cool. *nod nod*
Jefferson Gracious is now his very own man! His very own white man with Asian hair!
Cool. *nod nod*
OH MY GOD CHRISTOPHER IS FAT OMGGGGGGGGG
I mean, look at that flab!!
Ohmygod, Christopher, NO! *facepalm*
He also happens to be in the middle of a midlife crisis (please explain how getting fat helps), so when this lady asked him on a date he couldn't refuse.
Then he realised his mistake. His horrible, terrifying mistake. (And, no, it wasn't forgetting his cookies at the house...)
So he does this.
Then he realised his mistake. His horrible, terrifying mistake. (And, no, it wasn't forgetting his cookies at the house...)
So he does this.
He's obviously winning... well, he would be if he had the strength to pull all of his body upwards... (THAT'S WHY YOU TAKE A BREAK ON THE COOKIES, MISTER)
This is Jefferson setting a booby trap on the sink... for his disgusting foodie father. (He eventually ends up SOAKED and he gets water ALL OVER the floor and he has to clean it up himself.)
OH LOOK! Maisie grew up! ♥
And so did Kristina! (AND SHE HAS HER MOTHER'S HAIR!)
WHOA. Intense move there, Addisyn! It must be your birthday, because that's the only time you look like Edward Cullen!
Oh look, she's a teenager now... and Christopher is making the biggest mess I've ever seen...
WHICH MEANS ADDISYN GETS TO CHANGE HER HAIR NOW!
WHICH MEANS ADDISYN GETS TO CHANGE HER HAIR NOW!
Oh yes! Yes indeed!
Ew, fatness is like a disease in the Gracious house... look at Goodness!
We'll finish off with the older twins' birthdays... this is Delaney.
Oh LOOK! Delaney is a teenager now, which means...
He decided to go for bright blue, just like his sister.
Hey, Channing, don't mind me...
"EW.... I have to dye my hair..."
Yeah. Yeah you do.
"EW.... I have to dye my hair..."
Yeah. Yeah you do.
"Hey, I look good!"
I know you do!
Anyway, that's all, folks, see you next time!!!!
I know you do!
Anyway, that's all, folks, see you next time!!!!