Chapter 7 - The Home Stretch
MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS EVERYBODY IS SO OLD RIGHT NOW
But not old enough. So let's go CELEBRATE some birthdays! And some other awesome stuff too ♥
But not old enough. So let's go CELEBRATE some birthdays! And some other awesome stuff too ♥
This is a portrait that Jefferson painted of Channing when he was still a child. It is the top of his head.
And this is a portrait of Delaney as a teenager. I think Jefferson's becoming a pretty good painter.
This is what Christopher and Goodness have become. DISGUSTING.
But Goodness shall not be defeated! HER FATNESS SHALL NOT OVERCOME! So to prove it, she donned a blue dress and got on that treadmill and ran away from her past.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Channing decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He sneaks up behind her and...
SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Channing: "Yes! I prevailed!"
Maisie: "I hate you."
Maisie: "I hate you."
Addisyn: "THERE IS NO FEAR ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
Okay, Addisyn, we get it...
Happy birthday, Maisie!!
Yeeup yeeup.
Maisie's new hair!
And Kristina! Happy birthday to you, too!
Kristina's new HAIR. YES HAIR.
Hey... what's this?
Guys, Delaney is hiding the fact that he is gay. Jamaal asked him out on a date and he said yes, so now here they are... on a date... two men... together... in love. (In short, Delaney is a flaming homosexual!)
Guys, Delaney is hiding the fact that he is gay. Jamaal asked him out on a date and he said yes, so now here they are... on a date... two men... together... in love. (In short, Delaney is a flaming homosexual!)
Let's take some time to pause for a second..
I have just received notice that Goodness does not want to support this family for the rest of their existence. She would like to pass on the crown to an heir. She does not care if it is a male or a female, only that they are able to pass on children. (It turns out that Maisie is also a flaming homosexual, who knew?)
She needs help to decide. I think we can help, how about you?
SO NOW YOU HAVE A MISSION. Help Goodness, in the name of the Gracious Legacy, and you will be rewarded highly with the gift of reading another generation of the Gracious tale...
And when I come back, things will have changed a little bit, but it will still be the same family...
She needs help to decide. I think we can help, how about you?
SO NOW YOU HAVE A MISSION. Help Goodness, in the name of the Gracious Legacy, and you will be rewarded highly with the gift of reading another generation of the Gracious tale...
And when I come back, things will have changed a little bit, but it will still be the same family...