Chapter 2 - Multiplication Problems
So life for Goodness Gracious and her husband, Christopher Gracious, seems to be off to a good start.
Where did we leave off?
Oh, here:
Where did we leave off?
Oh, here:
Oh yeah, this thing RIGHT HERE. Yeah, you BETTER get over here!
Goodness has some good news! GOODNESS indeed!
Goodness has some good news! GOODNESS indeed!
And she APPARENTLY has to tell us in a black bathing suit (which she doesn't even own).
In this picture she is basically saying:
"Christopher, I know you like to be called Chris but the programming only allows for you to be called Christopher, and so that's what I'll call you... and your last name is Gracious which means you could be my brother or father or son or weird uncle or whatever but you're my hubby. Which is wonderful. And as my hubby you have to take care of this BABY in my belly 'cause I'm pregnant and yeah."
Christopher literally then just gives her a thumbs-up, which I can NEVER get a picture of. :/
In this picture she is basically saying:
"Christopher, I know you like to be called Chris but the programming only allows for you to be called Christopher, and so that's what I'll call you... and your last name is Gracious which means you could be my brother or father or son or weird uncle or whatever but you're my hubby. Which is wonderful. And as my hubby you have to take care of this BABY in my belly 'cause I'm pregnant and yeah."
Christopher literally then just gives her a thumbs-up, which I can NEVER get a picture of. :/
YAY! :D So now they're pregnant.
Holycrap they're pregnant WHAT?
NOW WHAT?
Holycrap they're pregnant WHAT?
NOW WHAT?
COOKING FRENZY!!!!!!!
Rahhhhhhh.
By the way the waffles got burnt three times in a row. Christopher right here is not a good cook.
In all seriousness:
Rahhhhhhh.
By the way the waffles got burnt three times in a row. Christopher right here is not a good cook.
In all seriousness:
It's a little-wittle NURSERY for the itty bitty BABY WAYBEE! AWHHHHHHHH
In fact the young, sexy couple could not figure out if it was a boy or a girl. So they left the other decor out of the way.
In fact the young, sexy couple could not figure out if it was a boy or a girl. So they left the other decor out of the way.
And also they decided to dance. (This, my friends, is in fact the ONLY image of a pregnant Sim dancing in a bedroom with those specific jeans on.)
So Christopher went and bought himself a teloscope. He found two stars ("WHOA" and "OMG") before this happened.
"For you, adrenaline is a food group."
That's what Goodness said to Christopher on their way to the hospital.
Outside the hospital the happy couple was lucky enough to pass by some CRAZY PEOPLE.
And I mean CRAZY PEOPLE.
That's what Goodness said to Christopher on their way to the hospital.
Outside the hospital the happy couple was lucky enough to pass by some CRAZY PEOPLE.
And I mean CRAZY PEOPLE.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS THERE IS A SMALL CHILD PUSHING ITS WAY OUT OF ITS MOTHER'S VAJAYJAY. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO AS TWO ONLOOKERS WHO JUST WATCHED THEM GO INSIDE A HOSPITAL WHERE THEY WILL BE SAFE AND TAKEN CARE OF.
Welcome Jefferson Gracious to the Gracious hizzle!
He just looks so adorable. He really does. ♥
The other thing to notice is that Mr. Christopher Gracious is quite a wonderful father... [see below]
The other thing to notice is that Mr. Christopher Gracious is quite a wonderful father... [see below]
And after all of this hospital craziness and daddy love, what do they do?
They start over again.
After all, we need a little girl to continue the legacy with, right?
After all, we need a little girl to continue the legacy with, right?