Chapter 1 - Rebirth
Hello! I'm Addisyn, Goodness's oldest daughter. Here is a random stream of photos from my childhood:
Random Stream of Photos from my Childhood
On the way home after being born! Goodness is holding her!
As a toddler
My favourite photo of Addisyn, like, ever.
Addisyn: There are no children ON THE MOON!
Addisyn: There are no children ON THE MOON!
Addisyn as a teen; this was the longest hair she ever had. No joke.
Here's Addisyn right now...
Oh, whoops! LOOK AWAY! (By the way, this is her husband VJ. They're getting married.)
Skip ahead a little bit and we can catch ourselves up a bit, right?
*fast foward skips WooHoo and three days*
To... here.
Skip ahead a little bit and we can catch ourselves up a bit, right?
*fast foward skips WooHoo and three days*
To... here.
Goodness: "HELLO, I'm still HERE!" *pounds screen angrily*
Oh, sorry, Goodness. Everybody, Goodness is an old witch now.
Goodness: "HEY!"
Oh, sorry, I forgot you were here. Anyway, the fast-forwarding ends up here...
Oh, sorry, Goodness. Everybody, Goodness is an old witch now.
Goodness: "HEY!"
Oh, sorry, I forgot you were here. Anyway, the fast-forwarding ends up here...
Yes... here. ADDISYN IS GONNA GIVE BIRTH TO HER FIRST CHILD! Wow! What a big deal! (And all Goodness wants to do is boast about it.)
VJ: "Let's name her LaQuisha."
Addisyn: "Let's NOT."
So, they go to the hospital and come out with this little bundle of joy...
VJ: "Let's name her LaQuisha."
Addisyn: "Let's NOT."
So, they go to the hospital and come out with this little bundle of joy...
Tah-dahhh! Say hello to Nettie Gracious, the beginning of this legacy's THIRD GENERATION. *applause applause, boo in the back, applause masks obnoxious boo, etc.*
Addisyn: "Hey, that gives me an idea! Oh, yes, this is my kid. No biggie."
WELL, Addisyn, it's GONNA be a big deal when she's not smiling in a blanket all day long!
Addisyn: O.o
Yeeup.
Addisyn: "Hey, that gives me an idea! Oh, yes, this is my kid. No biggie."
WELL, Addisyn, it's GONNA be a big deal when she's not smiling in a blanket all day long!
Addisyn: O.o
Yeeup.
Channing: "Ha! SCORE!"
Everybody, this is Channing. Yeah. We suddenly know why he didn't win over Goodness's love, care, and affection. Because he's an evil man with a nice-looking chest.
Everybody, this is Channing. Yeah. We suddenly know why he didn't win over Goodness's love, care, and affection. Because he's an evil man with a nice-looking chest.
Jefferson: *on business call* "Hey, yeah, I want my doll to be my assistant."
He's actually made it pretty far, we can't lie here. Currently I think he's a CEO of a major corporation or some huge shizz like that. Yeah.
He's actually made it pretty far, we can't lie here. Currently I think he's a CEO of a major corporation or some huge shizz like that. Yeah.
This is Kristina. Don't worry, she isn't actually asleep on the floor... just pretending to be. (But nobody cared, how sad!)
A lazy person like this woman shouldn't be the heir, no?
A lazy person like this woman shouldn't be the heir, no?
So here is Addisyn. She is not a homosexual, she is not holding a doll, she is not evil, and she is not pretending to sleep.
So, for Gracious standards, she's perfect. Too perfect...
So, for Gracious standards, she's perfect. Too perfect...
This is VJ saying "Yay!" to her pregnancy with Nettie. He was gone for a long day of investigator stuff, something that will be covered later. VJ never talks much about his job, but occasionally he hacks into the information database at the police station and earns his family some money.
So eventually Nettie ages up into a fully-functioning, foot-biting, loud-screaming, extremely adorable toddler. She inherited her mother's hair!
Addisyn, what are you crying about?
Addisyn: "MY MOTHER DIED," *sob sob sob*, "AND NOW I'M THE ONLY GRACIOUS LEFT."
Okay, a bit dramatic, Addisyn, but thanks for giving us the bad news.
Addisyn: "MY MOTHER DIED," *sob sob sob*, "AND NOW I'M THE ONLY GRACIOUS LEFT."
Okay, a bit dramatic, Addisyn, but thanks for giving us the bad news.
Goodness: *dies*
Addisyn: "OH NO NO NO!"
Addisyn: "OH NO NO NO!"
I think we can all agree that Goodness is an extremely creepy dead person.
Goodness: "Thanks!" *creepy smile*
Goodness: "Thanks!" *creepy smile*
Grim Reaper: "DO NOT SMILE!"
Goodness: "Teehee, but you're outside and I'm inside! I WILL NEVER DIE!"
Goodness: "Teehee, but you're outside and I'm inside! I WILL NEVER DIE!"
GR: "NEVER SMILE AT THE GRIM REAPER." *sends Goodness to the grave*
See, VJ is out of his element. As an investigator, he doesn't smile, like, ever. But here is a picture of him TRYING to smile for the sake of Nettie, and we can't tell if she's terrified or extremely happy.
VJ: "You can't say that!"
Actually, I can, because...
Actually, I can, because...
Yeeup, she's pregnant again. And giving birth again. This time she doesn't have her mother to boast to...
Doctor: "OH OH OH ANOTHER BABY?! NO!"
He kind of looks like a monkey...
He kind of looks like a monkey...
Oh, this is Kasper! He's named after a scary ghost. ♥
This is sweet in a really, really weird, creepy way.
A strange photo of VJ strangling a man...
And a very happy picture of Nettie...
And now I shall leave you in peace to think about this turn of events. See you next time!
And now I shall leave you in peace to think about this turn of events. See you next time!